These words were exactly what I needed today—thank you for posting them. I used Google Translate, so the phrasing might be a little off. I highlighted my favorite in blue.

Pessimism with style ….Various tips -but still weighs …my plan

Pessimism with Style – Jeremiah (Alan Ford Special)…. Zvonko Mozgalo

If you’ve ever woken up tired, sick and listless – Jeremiah understands you. In this video we bring you the most hilarious and legendary quotes from Jeremiah from the cult comic book by Alan Ford.

His pessimism, eternal ailments and incredible ability to see the end of the world in everything – deserve to be remembered and quoted forever. 🎯 What is your favorite Jeremiah quote? Write in the comments!

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*After much thought ….I chose from several favorites…the following ones anyway

When the heart trembles, some think it’s love. I think it’s a heart attack.

Favorites:

Everything hurts and more. Call me an ambulance and a priest. I’m alive but not for long. The disease never sleeps.

If something happens to me, tell the doctor that I’ve felt like something was going to happen to me my whole life.

In the last few days, everything hurts – both what I have and what I lack.

As soon as I stand up, it hurts. As soon as I lie down, I start tingling. As soon as I fall asleep, I dream of illness.

The right shoulder blade tells me that a change in weather is coming. The left one tells me that the end is coming.

In old age, the mortality rate is 100%.

When I breathe in – it hurts. When I breathe out – panic. And when I do nothing – anxiety.

Earthquake in Italy? I can already feel my vertebrae shifting.

My doctor recommended a short walk of 15-20km every evening to see if it would heal my spine.

I don’t know if it’s rheumatism, sadness, or just Monday, but I’m already lying down.

I have something between the flu, a midlife crisis, and a feeling that I’m done for.

I have chronic fatigue, acute panic, seasonal paranoia, and a constant sense of doom.

When I don’t feel any pain, I immediately think I’m dead. Or that something worse is coming.

I don’t know if I’m feeling nostalgic or having a gall attack.

For some, life flashes before their eyes…for me, a list of medications flashes by.

When the heart trembles, some think it’s love. I think it’s a heart attack.

Morning exercises? I yawned once and sprained a rib.

I brush my teeth sitting down. It’s safer.

The first thing I do when I open my eyes? I check if I’m still alive (50:50)

I had a bad feeling…now I have diarrhea. I’m definitely not going.

My symptoms are rare. I just have them all the time.

I’m not a hypochondriac. I’m just a very, very, very informed patient.

I may look healthy, but it’s a trap.

You know my blood pressure spikes as soon as I get out of bed…that’s why I don’t even get up anymore

I’m not a pessimist, I just have experience with the worst possible outcomes.

You said I was going down the stairs slowly, but you didn’t say there would be 38 steps. That’s attempted murder.

Thank you for watching until the end. If anything hurts you, remember: Jeremiah is much worse.