I’ve been messing around with ChatOn AI’s pic transformer, trying to solve a tiny mystery: there’s something lurking in my bookcase headboard that kinda looks like a face. ChatOn, in its infinite wisdom, decided it was sunglasses—hence why the cartoon version of me is now rocking shades.

At least it didn’t make me as fat as I am. The AI was generous—I’ll take the cartoon version over the mirror today.