Malarkey for March 7, 2026

Highly dubious quote, but Twitter’s eating it up. Please liberate the U.S. while you’re at it.

Paid delivery fees just to discover it was full of sugar alcohol. Might as well have thrown it on the floor myself.

No more ‘Daddy Stalin,’ per the man himself. Dreams crushed.

No one was harmed in the posting of these memes. Except me. Obviously.

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