Update: Google’s Gemini is Anti-Communist!

It wouldn’t make me a picture of a cat reading The Communist Manifesto! 😾

I asked it in the wrong way, apparently.

Here’s what it said when I asked for a cat with the hammer and sickle.

I tried with Microsoft’s Copilot, instead. I also asked it to make me a picture of a cat reading Das Kapital. They’re spelled wrong, though! I suppose that it’s cat-speak?! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Here’s the Communist cats that they made for me. I like the pixelated one the best. It has my resting bitch face! 😹

‘The Onion’ Has Obtained A Copy Of Everyone Named In The Jeffrey Epstein Trial

A federal judge has unsealed hundreds of documents naming victims and con-conspirators in the trial of deceased sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The Onionobtained a copy of these documents. Here, in pursuit of transparency and journalistic forthrightness, we present the names for the public’s enlightenment.

‘The Onion’ Has Obtained A Copy Of Everyone Named In The Jeffrey Epstein Trial