Jesus wishes He’d hidden Himself better

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Maybe Roger Stone Just High On CHRIST, You Dicks

More on the Christ child, who knew Roger before he was formed in the womb and therefore probably saw what happened in that womb to make it all come out wrong:

“I think Trump has been forgiven for anything he did wrong. I think we all have. And I think he’s a different person. I think he is steadfast in his faith. I don’t think he could do this job if he was not.”

Bull fucking shit, none of these people are going to Heaven.