In response to President* Joe Biden’s attempted quid pro quo deal with Saudi Arabia, Congress has moved to impeach Former President Donald Trump for a third time.
BREAKING: In response to Biden’s quid pro quo deal with Saudi Arabia, Congress to impeach Donald Trump again
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JUST IN: White House Press Secretary replaced by a literal gaslight
WASHINGTON, DC—After acknowledging the difficulty in constantly gaslighting the American public about everything from the economy to the war in Ukraine, the White House Press Secretary has been replaced by a literal gaslight.
JUST IN: White House Press Secretary replaced by a literal gaslight
The Onion Files Hilarious Amicus Brief In An Important Case, And Actually Makes A Key Point In The Best Way Possible
from the put-the-onion’s-editorial-board-on-the-supreme-court dept
Tue, Oct 4th 2022 10:45am – Mike Masnick
In most cases, it does not do you any good to try to be funny in legal filings. In most cases, judges will not be that amused (even if those same judges sometimes try to make jokey rulings). In the world of the courts, the judges can be funny, but no one else should try. But every so often it works. The ACLU’s Eat Shit, Bob filing, for example, was pretty good.
The Onion Files Hilarious Amicus Brief In An Important Case, And Actually Makes A Key Point In The Best Way Possible
H/T: Steve Lehto
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Biden Calls On Any Spirits Of Dead Lawmakers Present To Make Themselves Known After Jackie Walorski Doesn’t Answer
Nation In Mourning As Government Shutdown Averted
U.S. – Americans are mourning today after the Senate announced they have agreed on a deal to continue funding the government for a few more months.
Nation In Mourning As Government Shutdown Averted
Congress Signs Up For $40 Billion Per Month Ukraine+ Subscription
WASHINGTON, D.C. — To avoid fighting over further spending bills, Congress has opted instead to sign up for the brand new subscription service Ukraine+, which only costs $40 billion per month.
Congress Signs Up For $40 Billion Per Month Ukraine+ Subscription
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