What if hospitals and health insurance companies like UnitedHealth Group, Anthem, Aetna, Cigna, Humana, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.
If Healthcare Was Honest | Honest Ads
Tag: Satire
Dangerous Insurrectionists Seize Capitol Building

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s government was thrown into turmoil last night after a small band of insurrectionist traitors stormed the Capitol building while waving the flag of a foreign power.
Dangerous Insurrectionists Seize Capitol Building
Disinformation Down 92% As NYT Writers Go On Strike
NEW YORK, NY — Researchers are reporting that disinformation on Twitter, Facebook, and mainstream news sources is already down by 92% in the wake of a 24-hour writer’s strike at the New York Times.
Disinformation Down 92% As NYT Writers Go On Strike
BREAKING: Kamala Harris arrests Brittney Griner for marijuana possession after arriving in US

US—WNBA superstar Brittney Griner was excited to get back to protesting America after America freed her from a Russian prison but Vice President* Kamala Harris wasn’t done with her.
BREAKING: Kamala Harris arrests Brittney Griner for marijuana possession after arriving in US
Everything We Know About Elon Musk’s ‘Twitter Files’
Everything We Know About Elon Musk’s ‘Twitter Files’
It’s odd that Musk and Matt Taibbi chose to focus on some racy photos of Hunter rather than all the evidence of the Bidens’ corruption involving Burisma, but maybe that’s what the next thread will be about.
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This Is By Far Elon Musk’s Least Interesting Scandal
I mean, the guy killed some monkeys and keeps impregnating employees, for God’s sake.
Biden Signs Legislation To Avert Crisis Of Treating Rail Workers Like Humans + US Workers Are Furious!
The Emperor Elonicus

Everyone is going to hate this column. Musk worshipers are going to hate it because I’m going to blaspheme against Elon Musk. Musk demonizers are going to hate it because I am not going to blaspheme against him enough. Everyone else is going to hate it because they’re sick to the gills of hearing about Musk, and Musk’s destruction of Twitter, or his salvation of Twitter, and censorship, and “hate speech,” and all that stuff.
The Emperor Elonicus
The Top 15 Gravest Threats To Democracy
Democracy is very fragile. Be careful with it! Stray but a little and democracy shall fail.
Here are 15 things that put democracy itself in jeopardy every day:
The Top 15 Gravest Threats To Democracy
Pro Trick or Treat Tip!

Pro Trick or Treat Tip! With this Halloween costume, you can just repeatedly knock the doors of your richest neighbors! Subscribe for more wealth tips. Next week I’ll reveal how to open a bank account in the Cayman Islands!
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