Vaccinated Man Just Wishes There Was Something That Could Protect Him From COVID
Tag: Satire
the people of the world feel sympathy for the oppressed masses of the USA
The Onion Predicted America’s Middle Of The Night Pullout From Bagram In Afghanistan
The Onion Predicted America’s Middle Of The Night Pullout From Bagram In Afghanistan
Whatever happens now, the American departure from Bagram seems indicative of the inexorable nature of the current overall withdrawal plan, a decision that The Onion oddly predicted nearly 10 years ago.
The Onion: U.S. Quietly Slips Out Of Afghanistan In Dead Of Night
The War on Reality
So, the War on Reality is going splendidly. Societies all across the world have been split into opposing, irreconcilable realities. Neighbors, friends, and even family members are bitterly divided into two hostile camps, each regarding the other as paranoid psychotics, delusional fanatics, dangerous idiots, and, in any event, as mortal enemies.
The War on Reality
MICHAEL PALIN’S NOD TO JUCHE! (2018)
Greetings from “New Normal” Germany!
On April 1, 1933, shortly after Hitler was appointed chancellor, the Nazis staged a boycott of Jewish businesses in Germany. Members of the Storm Troopers (“die Sturmabteilung,” or the “Storm Department,” as I like to think of them) stood around outside of Jewish-owned stores with Gothic-lettered placards reading “Germans! Defend yourselves! Do not buy from Jews!” The boycott itself was a total disaster — most Germans ignored it and just went on with their lives — but it was the beginning of the official persecution of the Jews and totalitarianism in Nazi Germany.
Greetings from “New Normal” Germany!
THE WAR IS OVER … GLOBOCAP TRIUMPHS!
The Last Days of the Trumpian Reich
The Last Days of the Trumpian Reich
“[T]he world must act jointly and swiftly to revamp all aspects of our societies and economies, from education to social contracts and working conditions. Every country, from the United States to China, must participate, and every industry, from oil and gas to tech, must be transformed. In short, we need a ‘Great Reset’ of capitalism.”
Breaking: mini Russian Fly bot Found To Be Prompting Pence During Debate
BREAKING NEWS, POLITICS, WORLD NEWS
Pence, looking like the biological father of the Ken doll from Toy Story 3, was delivered key assistance by a fly which buzzed in Morse code to provide him with key responses.
Breaking – mini Russian Fly bot Found To Be Prompting Pence During Debate
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Newly redacted Russiagate memo!
Just kidding! Actually, I don’t if there really is one. Saw some Tweets from the CIA-backed Falun Gong Cult news site (Epoch Times) about a redacted memo, but if we can’t trust them with news about China, can we trust them with Russiagate?! Anyway, just felt like joking around as everything’s too serious! Enjoy!
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