Newly redacted Russiagate memo!

Just kidding! Actually, I don’t if there really is one. Saw some Tweets from the CIA-backed Falun Gong Cult news site (Epoch Times) about a redacted memo, but if we can’t trust them with news about China, can we trust them with Russiagate?! Anyway, just felt like joking around as everything’s too serious! Enjoy!

Subcomandante Bloomberg

Break out the pussyhats and vuvuzelas, folks, because the neoliberal Resistance is back, and this time they’re not playing around. No more impeachments and investigations. It’s time to go mano-a-mano with Trump, and they’ve finally got just the bad hombre to do it. No, not Bernie Sanders, you commies. A battle-hardened Resistance fighter. El Caballo…
— Read on consentfactory.org/2020/02/21/subcomandante-bloomberg/

Führer Trump vs Führer Bloomberg?! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Bernie Sanders’ Commie Kill Swarm

America just can’t catch a break. After three long years of brutal oppression under Donald Trump’s Russia-backed Nazi Reich, it turns out the only Democratic candidate with a chance of unseating him in November and rescuing the world from the Putin-Nazis is a 78-year-old bloodthirsty Commie with a Khmer Rouge-like army of kill-crazy followers. Yes,…
— Read on consentfactory.org/2020/02/10/bernie-sanders-commie-kill-swarm/

Matthews needs a few more drinks!