U.S. – Scientists have discovered mounting evidence that critical race theory escaped from a lab in a college humanities department some decades ago. Originally thought to be a deranged conspiracy theory, the idea that CRT escaped from a liberal arts program is now accepted as mainstream consensus.
New Evidence Indicates Critical Race Theory Escaped From A Lab In A College Humanities Department
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Lindsey Graham Calls On The United States To Bomb Every Country In The World
As tensions escalate in the Middle East following the deadly terrorist attacks by Hamas on Israel, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham sought to resolve the conflict and restore peace to the region by calling for the United States to begin bombing every country in the world.
Lindsey Graham Calls On The United States To Bomb Every Country In The World
Democrats Propose $12 Billion Study To Determine What This Strange Red Handle Thingy Does
Democrats on Capitol Hill called an emergency meeting to prepare a massive $12 billion funding bill to determine the origin and purpose of the multiple small, red, panel thingies found on the walls of hallways throughout the U.S. Capitol complex.
Democrats Propose $12 Billion Study To Determine What This Strange Red Handle Thingy Does
Military Personnel Seen Wandering Forest Pressing Button On F-35 Key Fob
HUGER, SC — A team of Marines was seen trudging through the woods, stopping every 30 feet to wave a key fob around in a 90° arc, say campers at Francis Marion National Forest. The Marines, who traveled in a tactical column, were allegedly on a mission to locate, close with, and recover the F-35 fighter jet that went missing Sunday evening.
Military Personnel Seen Wandering Forest Pressing Button On F-35 Key Fob
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Journalists Anxiously Wait For Email From Biden Administration With Today’s Instructions
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the sun rose on a new day in America, the staunch guardians of free speech and journalistic integrity that is the media eagerly waited for the daily email from the Biden administration to notify them of the day’s official instructions and talking points.
Journalists Anxiously Wait For Email From Biden Administration With Today’s Instructions
New White House Janitor Günter Hiden Arrives To Clean Up Leftover Cocaine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — New White House janitor Günter Hiden received high marks for punctuality after arriving early Wednesday to clean up the leftover cocaine that had been previously discovered in the White House’s famous West Wing.
New White House Janitor Günter Hiden Arrives To Clean Up Leftover Cocaine
In Show Of Solidarity With Ukraine, Biden Cancels 2024 U.S. Elections
As a sign of ongoing commitment and support for Ukraine in its war against Russia, American President Joe Biden has announced he is officially canceling the 2024 elections.
In Show Of Solidarity With Ukraine, Biden Cancels 2024 U.S. Elections
⚠️ U.S. Tanks In Ukraine Already Destroyed After Being Easily Recognized By Their Rainbow Camouflage
Warning: Politically Incorrect!
U.S. Tanks In Ukraine Already Destroyed After Being Easily Recognized By Their Rainbow Camouflage
Following Through On Commitment To Address Twitter Disinformation, Elon Suspends New York Times
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — New Twitter CEO Elon Musk, in a bold and forceful statement against sharing harmful disinformation, has suspended one of the largest purveyors of fake news on the entire social network: The New York Times.
Following Through On Commitment To Address Twitter Disinformation, Elon Suspends New York Times
9 Upsides Of A Nuclear Apocalypse
Biden is warning of a coming nuclear apocalypse, but don’t worry! A thermonuclear war that wipes out most life on the planet wouldn’t be all bad! Let’s look at the bright side, shall we?
9 Upsides Of A Nuclear Apocalypse
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